Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!
Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.



*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

She asked if I had ever felt ashamed of my weight.
I replied, “I learned how to replace feelings with just feeling full a long time ago.”
But I knew she wouldn’t understand.

